Some reasons why it is better to be a man than a foreign woman

Your telephone conversation will last no longer than 30 seconds in comparison to a conversation of a foreign girl.
You will need only one bag for a weekly holiday.
You can open every bottle yourself.
You don’t have to carry a bag of extremely essential things with you everywhere.
If someone forgets to invite you somewhere he still remains your friend after that.
If you are 34 year old bachelor, no one pays attention to that.
All the problems can be solved with flowers. Every mailorderbride likes them.
Three pairs of shoes are enough for you.
You can take off your T-shirt if it is hot.
Sellers at the auto market tell you the truth.
You don’t care whether others have notice your new haircut or not.
You are in the same mood all the month.
You can call on your friend without a “sweet surprise”.
You don’t have to remember birthdays and wedding date.
If you don’t phone your friend when you promised he won’t tell everybody that you have changed a lot.

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